Parenting 

"XJDano" (xjdano) 06/26/2017 at 17:48 • Filed to: Child Labor

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We have been talking about how they are going to pick up dog poop and telling them how to get a trash bag & line the 5 gallon bucket. A few minutes later one blamed the other for pinching them.

Honeybunchesofgoats > XJDano 06/26/2017 at 17:52

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Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/26/2017 at 17:56

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Is it weird that the most unsettling thing for me about the scene at Ben’s is that I keep waiting for someone to offer Jeffrey some beer and they never do? Like, granted he said he liked Heineken, but how is he ever going to learn to like PABST! BLUE! RIBBON! if he’s never offered any?

XJDano > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/26/2017 at 17:56

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Wanted something different when I stopped at gas station the other day.

Honeybunchesofgoats > XJDano 06/26/2017 at 18:00

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XJDano > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/26/2017 at 18:01

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I also like Heineken. It’s what my Vietnamese neighbor buys and drinks. I brought some Sam Smiths and I don’t think he cared for it.

Honeybunchesofgoats > XJDano 06/26/2017 at 18:04

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I have a completely indefensible love of Heineken. You can get Heineken everywhere and Heineken is terrible in the same reliably terrible way no matter where you are in the world.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/26/2017 at 18:16

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True, in some ways it is like the Starbucks of beer; terrible but consistently terrible wherever you are.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/26/2017 at 18:19

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Heineken may not be great, but it’s 100X better than Corona.

ttyymmnn > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 06/26/2017 at 18:43

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I will drink no beer that requires you to put fruit in it.

ttyymmnn > XJDano 06/26/2017 at 18:44

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Every time I tell my twin boys (aged 11) to clean their room (which is ludicrously small), it immediately devolves into a screaming match about which one is doing more work than the other. It’s a shit show. But I always make them work it out, with mixed results.

XJDano > ttyymmnn 06/26/2017 at 18:50

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I once put a line of blue painters tape down the middle of the living room and gave the kids sides to stay on. The boy immediately used the blue tape as a road for his hotwheels and chaos ensued.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > XJDano 06/26/2017 at 19:00

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Clever lad!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/26/2017 at 19:04

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Honeybunchesofgoats > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/26/2017 at 19:22

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Well, smoking while working in the engine bay certainly explains why it took so long to find the link between cigarettes and cancer.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > ttyymmnn 06/26/2017 at 19:52

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Seconded. Or beer that tastes like eating a flower.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/26/2017 at 20:47

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Yes but the problem with Heineken is that it’s hard to pronounce. One of the advantages of “Bud” or “Miller” or “Coors” is you can pretty much let loose a belch and it’ll still resemble a beer name so when last call comes around you get one last one. Meanwhile Heineken comes out like “Hei hai hay henna key kin kit here kitty kitty kitty!” Then you fall over and have no more beer.

(This was all shamelessly stolen from a stand-up comedian I watched YEARS ago but he’s still relevant)

ttyymmnn > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 06/26/2017 at 21:11

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Or drinking potpourri. My wife and I went to a swanky restaurant last weekend, and I asked what they had on tap and it was all IPAs. Blech.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > ttyymmnn 06/26/2017 at 23:23

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I actually don’t mind some IPAs.

ttyymmnn > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 06/26/2017 at 23:35

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I’m more of a pilsner guy myself.